were you aware?

That on average people around the world spend roughly one fifth of their lives masturbating?

Were you aware?

That J.D. Salinger wrote an episode for the critically acclaimed television series The A-Team. It was later thrown out due to overly intricate story line, use of metaphor, not enough explosions, and Mr. Salinger's refusal to include the series catch phrase "I love it when a plan comes together" in favor of the more realistic phrase "I am going to kill myself tomorrow."